The Rembrandt Story

Arun is watching tv…
Ots of arun to the tv…

Calling bell sound

(Arun turns …and walks to the door.)

Vivek: hey you are not watching that VH1 channel again, are you?

Arun: whoa listen up you doodle-brain this is the most amazing music channel to ever happen to mankind!

Vivek: whatever… (Walks in)

Arun: yea and heard about you from bittu da yesterday…

Vivek: (turning from the t.v towards arun) heard what?

Arun: hmmm that you almost broke manish da's guitar…

Vivek: what? I so did not!

Arun: yea whatever! He’s very attached to his pet ok?

Vivek: his pet??

Arun: yeah his guitar!!!(Sarcastically)

Cut

Outdoors/dusk

Someone dialing a number on a mobile phone.

Manish: hello arun?

Arun: yes bolo manish da.

Manish: listen arun did any one call your number asking about Rembrandts industries?

Arun: nooo…I don’t think so…why??

Manish: thank god…hey listen are you free right now?

Arun: yes come up even vivek is here…

Cut

arun's apartment.

Manish pressing the door bell.

Manish: hey

Arun: hey

Vivek: hey

Arun: come on in.

Manish: so nobody called you asking for Rembrandts corner right?

Arun: wait a minute… (slaps his head and makes a sarcastic face)…noo

Manish: All right, listen closely, I was at the Watson Giants office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Rembrandt’s Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Rembrandt’s Industries".

Vivek: hey so there’s the…

Manish: yes…there’s the plan.

Arun: so I am Rembrandts industries?

manish: right.

Arun: what is that?

Vivek: whoa that’s fun!

(Calling bell) bittu comes in.

Bittu: hey wassup?

Manish: hey

Arun, vivek: hi

Bittu: so you almost broke his guitar eh...did u?

Vivek: ofcourse not…

manish: ok guys… so back to plan…I already told you about the Rembrandts industries…u remember?

bittu: yes woah…seems serious business now huh?

Vivek: haha Rembrandts industries…can you imagine! Hahaha

Arun: so who’s gonna tell me what the heck is this Rembrandt industry?

Manish: you are in making rubber sheets

Arun: What do I do with rubber sheets?

Manish: I don't know, you manufacture it.

Bittu: Right here in this little apartment?

Arun: And what do I say about you?

Manish: You're considering hiring me for your assistant in marketing.

Arun: I'm gonna hire you as my assistant in rubber marketing? I don't think so. Why would I do that?

Manish: Because I asked you to.

Arun: If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I GET ENOUGH HEADACHES JUST TRYING TO MANUFACTURE THE STUFF!!!

cut

Next day

Phone ringing at aruns apartment

Arun comes runnin from the loo…pulling up his pants and struggling with the knot at the waist… he picks up

Arun: yea hello

The other side: hello I am calling from Watson giants is this Rembrandts industry?

Arun: What..Woah…yes yes I am rembrandt..I mean this is Rembrandts industry yes.

Other side: well I need some information about your company...

Arun: umm yes go on…

Other side: well we need some information about your company’s business for our research work

Arun: ahem…ahem…
(pause)
Other side: excuse me..hello

Arun :( nervously) ya…yes our company…it is a very good company…excellent business…rubber sheet making…umm company…

Other side: right must be a good company as you mention sir…nice talking to you.

Arun: right..i didn’t catch your name there…hello hello….hel(beeepp beeepppp)….holy shit he hung up! I messed it up completely…shit manish da is gonna kill me…bhak nikuchi koreche monish da…achcha mushkil toh ami ki korbo…shesh obdhi i couldnot finish wid my morning potty!

cut

W&G office

A person muttering to himself. a sign reads on his desk "avinash mukherjee, W&G"

Weird people all over…huh? Come on but Rembrandts Industry! Rubber Sheets! Gawd! He could have done a lot better than that!

Anyway this guy Manish might have been a nut to even come up with a name like that yesterday!…But hmmm going by his overall resume I might as well reconsider giving him the job…we need crazy people like him in our company! Eh!

Cut
arun’s apartment
arun watching t.v
Phone rings

arun picks up the phone.

Arun: Yes Rembrandt industry…

Cut finis